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Let Us Make God in Our Image, After Our Likeness 'Cause It'd Be Awesome

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This might hurt your brain, but stay with me friends.
Imagine if he came the way we wanted him to? Imagine if Jesus answered the problem of evil with a punch rather than his paschal mystery?
He would've kicked the devil's butt. He would've been ripped, with muscles on top of his muscles. A combination of brains and brawn. Bolder than Bourne, slicker than Spider-Man, more convicted than Captain America and every move in slo-mo. The lance set to pierce his heart on the Cross would've bounced off and snapped like a toothpick! Nothing would break him. He'd have busted up the Romans and religious leaders in a Divine Smackdown the likes of which the world had never seen!
"Lord, do you want us to call down fire from heaven to consume them?" (Luke 9:54)
"Yes, I do. Let's kick some taḥat!" (Luke 9:55, revised)

Yes, if God were made in man's image... we'd all be wowed, then bored to tears.
"That was awesome! What else is on?”
I saw the latest X-…