The famous "Come Spring" diner of mid-coast Maine has switched owners, and my dad will never forgive them. Gone are the deep fried homefries! Gone the heaping six egg omelets! Gone the pancakes that would taper off the edges of a large dinner plate like a tablecloth (they've been minimized to the size of half-dollars, he says).
I thought the "country skillet" breakfast was pretty dang good. Just go easy on the cheese if ever you order it.
There was a funny note on the "new" menu that sparked our breakfast conversation this morning: "The food may be undercooked or raw...."
What the? Which food? All of it?
We questioned the waitress about it, and she said it was a "state thing." Huh? That unleashed a stream of ridiculous extremes; things we thought would be appropriate and helpful in our dumbed down, "do I have to spell it out to cover all my bases so I don't get sued" society.
- On a glass of juice: "Handle with care; Item may be very cold."
- On menus: "Caution; object may cause paper cuts."
- Forks: "Impaling eye with this object could cause blindness."
- On coffee mugs: "Warning; dropping from a height could induce shattering."
These labels are very important, because look at all the pain and confusion caused by their absence! "If I only knew knives slice things when moved in a back and forth motion on a horizontal plane, this never would have happened!"
Maybe we should wear labels too, so people could have a "safe and secure" environment with no surprises?
"Beware, having bad day. Do not offer cheerful greeting."
"Caution, subject has not yet imbibed caffienated liquid. Proceed with care."
"Warning, person may be undercooked or raw...."
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